screw you, content challenge!

I have a pinched nerve that is causing me to have excruciating back pain and numbness all down my right arm.

Max is morose, and (unrelated), a cousin of his has died in a freak helicopter accident in New Zealand.

Our goldfish is suffering from some vague fishy ailment: probably shock, or maybe constipation. It doesn't look good.

My brother called a few minutes ago to tell me that his fun snowboarding adventure day has ended in a snapped wrist, and he will require me to drive him to the north shore tomorrow to have surgery to put pins in.

So, to you, content challenge, I say "Feh!"