Influenza

Influenza, LTD., Avian -- Longtime readers of The Biscuit Report may recall that I have a contract with Avian Influenza, LTD. to work on their promotional campaign "Bird Flu. It's the New Black Death." How, you may ask, can I possibly support the hype-ing of Bird Flu? Well, because even if the hype turns out not to be true, the results of the hype -- stronger local health emergency response systems, for example -- will be useful in the event of any large epidemic or bioterror situation.

Also note that I do not, except sometimes, totally inadvertently, when I'm feeling lazy, spread covert Bird Flu propaganda, but always remember to disclose my financial ties to Avian Influenza, LTD.