Al Gore

From Altercation to Suburban Guerilla to Sideshow to you, an Al Gore brush-with-fame story (not especially interesting, really), and its moral (priceless):

I do wonder how stupid our press corps must be to think that George Bush is the guy to have a beer with, and Al Gore is wooden and bland. I was a dumbass twenty year old, but these people seem so unable to recognize commitment to service as opposed to commitment to power.