You're supposed to be Peak Oil Boy!

Last night, while avoiding work, I found myself reading articles in Wikipedia about torture and execution devices. My favorite was the brazen bull, a tasteful execution device from Greek antiquity: a hollow bronze bull with a door. The victim is placed and the bull is slowly heated up until the occupant is roasted alive.

I was telling this to Amy, and she said "wait a minute, I'm Torture Girl. You're Peak Oil Boy."