Dear Internets...Today I Went Zero Carbon!

My family and I are no longer emitting carbon. That's right, we stopped breathing!

Okay, no, we bought carbon offsets from CarbonFund.org. They are tax-deductible and provide an endless source of eco-superiority. You should buy some carbon offsets too. All the kewl kids are.

I have less cheerful things to report, but I thought I'd save that for another post.