Thank God! My copy of the Little Red Book is safe...

This is definitely good news. Student bugged by homeland security not really bugged by homeland security, just, um, a teeny bit crazy. As many of us are certainly prone to get, this time of year... We can all be glad that freakish story turned out to be false. Unfortunately, we still have all the true stories to deal with...

happy Christmas and stuff. And Merry Hanukkah. I'm sorry, Kwanzaa people, your holiday is going to have to be at least another 20 years old before I can start taking it seriously.